Moon River: A metaphor for what is lost

Missile from Alien Lizard Underground Base Nearly Destroys LA

What was it? Most of the more enlightened people didn't have to think about it for long: This is the work of either the Pleiadians or the Reptilians. Why didn't everybody die and like explode and junk? Now that Obama and virtually all of the White House staff has relocated halfway around the hemisphere, the Lizard People are starting their own escape mission - now that the Tea Party has arrived in Congress.

Maybe it's late, but just...

Man International of Hollywood

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Now we know where Rand Paul orders his squirrel hair thing with the chin strap

Simon and Garfunkel

There will never be a more sad but lovely tune.