A uniquely American art form - offensive messages on the signboards of churches and dive bars - is great for business in the land of the loon. This masterpiece comes to us from an electronic repair shop in Podunk, Alabama:
BBQ PORK RESTURANT [sic] IS SAFEST.NO MUSLIMS INSIDE.SEWER CAM REPAIR.
Let's interpret this...and there's no WRONG way to interpret it: each and every Muslim in the world goes to a restaurant at least once a day and blows himself up. But he does not do that where they serve pork, because his lips could shoot out from his exploding jaw and land on someone’s plate of pig butt, and silly Muslims and Jews and the like - they think putting pig butt in your mouth is unclean or whatever. LOL.
BTW: 'Sewer Cam Repair' was the worst pron movie ever made...
BTW: 'Sewer Cam Repair' was the worst pron movie ever made...
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