Breaking: BBQ restaurants 'safest' becuz Muslims don't eat pork!

A uniquely American art form - offensive messages on the signboards of churches and dive bars - is great for business in the land of the loon. This masterpiece comes to us from an electronic repair shop in Podunk, Alabama:
 

BBQ PORK RESTURANT [sic] IS SAFEST.NO MUSLIMS INSIDE.SEWER CAM REPAIR.
 

Let's interpret this...and there's no WRONG way to interpret it: each and every Muslim in the world goes to a restaurant at least once a day and blows himself up. But he does not do that where they serve pork, because his lips could shoot out from his exploding jaw and land on someone’s plate of pig butt, and silly Muslims and Jews and the like - they think putting pig butt in your mouth is unclean or whatever. LOL.
BTW: 'Sewer Cam Repair' was the worst pron movie ever made...

You didn't know you were a songwriter

I lost my little [noun]
I lost my [adjective] girl too
I [verb] just everything
So [adjective] I messed with you

Create your own song of woe and misery with the Blues Maker

Buckwheat Stevenson

From the album My Maria: My Maria. August 1973. The late B.W. (Buckwheat) Stevenson.

Watch the inferior less soulful (but more melodic and more revealing) Brooks & Dunn version...below the fold.

These would be the same Republicans...

 ...who demanded a $700 billion tax cut for the rich?

Assholes.

Republican senators blocked Democratic legislation on Thursday that sought to provide medical care to rescue workers and residents of New York City who became ill as a result of breathing in toxic fumes, dust and smoke from ground zero. The 9/11 health bill, a version of which was approved by the House of Representatives in September, is among a handful of initiatives that Senate Democrats had been hoping to approve this year before the close of the 111th Congress....
In a vote largely along party lines, the Senate rejected a procedural move by Democrats to end debate on the 9/11 health bill and bring it to an up-or-down vote; 60 yes votes were needed, but the move received only 57, with 42 votes against. Republicans have been raising concerns about how to pay for the $7.4 billion measure.

Day Six: Zappadan

From the album One Size Fits All: Can't Afford No Shoes. 1975. RIP Frank Zappa. 12/21/40 - 12/4/93


Lyrics read-along essential. Come on. This is a poet. Below the fold...