January 23, 2011

GOP trend setters: New Hampshire straw poll picks future hopeful dictator

A straw poll of Republican Party wannabees (and haz-beens) in New Hampshire shows that Willard "Mitt" Romney has bought 35 percent of those citizens polled.

A full 11 percent support former newsletter publisher and rascist lunatic Ron Paul.

Eight percent support future laughing-stock fodder Tim Pawlenty, and seven percent support GOP Best Bet freak - Sarah Palin. Newt (Newtie) Gingrich is circling the drain. Mike (Huckleberry) Huckabee and Mitch Daniels at three percent.

Yep. It has have never looked so favorable for Fred Thompson.

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